Sportsboard: The Board Game

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Description
"Sportsboard: The Sportsboard Sports Board Game"

- VHS Description

Sportsboard: The Board Game is an advertisement available on Day 232 of. It comes in a blue VHS tape with the Pleasure Corp logo on it.

The advertisement begins by showing a family playing a board game together, looking noticeably bored. A ringing noise is then heard as the family looks up in confusion, the son asking if the noise is a tiny bell. He looks under the coffee table, finding a box containing the Sportsboard: Sportsboard Board Game, placing it down. As he opens the box, cheerful music begins playing as Ellie Striker enters the room, claiming that the sound is that of a real Sportsboard Board game action in a Sportsboard Sports Board Game. Clips of the family playing the game are shown as Ellie claims that it contains all of the viewer's favourite Sportsboard moments in the company of their own home.

She turns to the camera, telling them to compete in the Trivia Round, as the daughter is shown picking up a card, asking her father for the name of the type of surface in non-Euclidean geometry that has constant negative Gaussian curvature. The father hesitates, thinking on his answer, before asking if it is "Hyperbolic." Ellie interrupts him, telling him to wait and informing him that it's a Leap Year, resulting in him putting his head in his hands in frustration.

Ellie Striker then lists off various types of games present in the board game, such as "Catch The Egg," "Name That Fish," and "Kick The Bucket." An alarm then begins to go off, Ellie proceeding to ask the family if the alarm is that of the Poise Noise alarm. They all stand up in excitement and strike a pose, the father failing to do so and falling to the floor. Ellie looks at him in disappointment, telling him that he knows what happens when losing, making him put on the Shame Hat. She also informs him that she wins their kids. The two children walk out of the house as she apologizes for them being hers now.

Ellie then tells the viewers to forgot the tired old board games, adding on that the Sportsboard Sports Board Game is the only game that their family will want to play. She then pulls out a bat and begins to aggressively batter the original board game that the family was playing as the parents look at each other with concern. A close-up of the Sportsboard Sports Board Game is then shown as Ellie continues whacking the board game in the background.

Impact
If the advertisement is played at any ad break during the broadcast, shares will increase for Pleasure Corp.

If the advertisement is not played at all during the broadcast, however, the shares will decrease.