Occupational Hazards

 is a Tape in.

Description
"A great new collectible series!"

- VHS Description

Occupational Hazards is an advertisement available on Day ??? of. It comes in a blue VHS tape with the Pleasure Corp logo on it.

The advertisement begins by showing the product's logo surrounded by lightning as power chord rock music plays, a voiceover telling the viewer to push themselves to their absolute limit with the product, adding on that it's the new exclusive collection.

The voiceover states that, if subscribed to, a workplace accident that one will never forget will be sent weekly. They then begin to list off potential workplace accidents, ranging from the classic "Trip and Fall," to the "Unparalleled Heights of Gross Negligence," mentioning that the limited edition set really does have it all.

They continue, informing the viewer that if they were to sign up, they or their next of kin could enjoy a disappointing payout which makes a mockery of their pain and suffering, an image of someone holding some coins being shown to emphasize the statement. They state that the collectible series also includes a vial of real crocodile tears, alongside the viewer's employer's complete lack of responsibility, then adding on that every issue comes complete with a companion magazine containing the impotent good wishes of the viewer's colleagues as well as a non-specific corporate apology.

Alex's Vision Mixer is then shown, gaining electrical charges similar to what occurred on Day 153, as the voiceover says that, for a limited time, the viewer can get their hands on the Electro-Shock Collection at their nearest workstation. A man is then shown being electrocuted as the voiceover continues, stating that every week, the viewer will receive a high-quality electric current at increasing voltage directly through their body until they lose consciousness.

Red text showing the words "Don't miss out!" is shown, as the voiceover warns the viewer to not miss the shocking offer, as it really is the frying of a lifetime. Dice is then shown being rolled as the voiceover tells the viewer to roll the dice for their future now, and that if they do, they'll be sent a "Get Better" card from HR absolutely free.

The Occupational Hazards logo is then shown again as the voiceover claims that it's the only regular threat to one's health that is both completely avoidable and never present. A disclaimer and Terms & Conditions then appears, stating that the series accepts no complaints, as well as more examples being listed off, such as decapitation, sudden soddenness, holidays to Slough, little bits of spinach stuck in your teeth, overly specific small print, and spelling mistakes.

Impact
If the advertisement is played at any ad break during the broadcast, shares will increase for Pleasure Corp.

If the advertisement is not played at all during the broadcast, however, the shares will decrease.