Exercise With Hamsleeves

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Description
"Popular sportsman Johnny Hamsleeves exercise video for healthy housewives."

- VHS Description

Exercise With Hamsleeves is an advertisement available on Day 1 of. It comes in a black VHS tape with the Channel One logo on it.

The advertisement begins by showing Johnny Hamsleeves, who introduces himself as a world-class sporting legend, continuing by saying that he's not fat, but the viewer is.

He then tells the viewer not to worry, as they can now have him right there in their lounge. The women behind him laugh, and say his name.

Johnny is then shown performing an exercise included in the video, called "The Morning Yawn", whilst music can be heard in the background. A clip of him is then shown, where he says that he'll take the viewer through a proper matchday workout with his two cracking assistants, continuing by saying that within a few weeks, the viewer could even be as fit as his assistants.

More clips of him performing exercises are shown, such as "The Effeminate Ice Skater" and "The Nosy Photographer". A clip of him is then shown of him catching a ball, asking the viewer if they knew that fat people are less likely to laugh, marry, or live past the age of twenty-six. He continues by saying that those potentially true statistics are all terrifying reasons as to why the viewer should pop a bit of Johnny into their VHS slot.

He then tosses the ball away, whilst more exercises are shown, like "The Up-Down Jumpy-Jump" and "The Welcome Home Johnny. Johnny then claims that every exercise is recommended by sports professionals, and 72% likely to get rid of tricky tummies and cruel cellulite.

One more clip of exercises being performed are shown, those being called "The Happy-Clappy-Sidey-Widey" and "The Groupie's Boyfriend". The advertisement is then ended by showing Johnny and his two female assistants saying "Get match fit!", Johnny finishing by saying "with Johnny Hamsleeves!", pointing at himself. Text is shown saying that the product is available in all good stores this Christmas, and to "Act now Fatty!"

Trivia
The song heard in the advertisement is called "In The Goal", by Johnny Hamsleeves.