Swag Box

 is a Tape in.

Description
"Who said hardship has to be boring? Live a little, with Sophia."

- VHS Description

Sophia Rymmington Swag Box is an advertisement available on Day 371 of. It comes in a black VHS tape with the Rymmington-Svist logo on it.

The advertisement begins by showing Rymmington-Svist's logo as a chorus sings the name of the company. Upbeat techno music then starts playing, as Sophia Rymmington greets the viewers, her outfit and office in disarray. She tells the viewers that it takes more than an all-night yacht party to stop her from doing her job. She then goes on to state that times are tough for the viewers, that the sanctions suck, the blockade is boring, and they've lost touch with the simple joy of consuming new and wonderfully unnecessary products. Sophia tells the viewers to look no further, and that they need the Sophia Rymmington Swag Box.

She walks down a set of stairs, the chorus repeating her name as the screen focuses on two poor-looking people. The two express discontent at the market looking empty, comparing it to Somerset-Bentley, adding on that all the fun is gone in shopping. Sophia Rymmington then chimes in, telling the "poor dirty cockneys" not to worry, giving them something to lift their barely literate spirits. She then introduces the Sophia Rymmington Swag Box to the viewers, a white box adorned with a bow and many different logos, adding on that the viewers will never know what resides inside of the box until they open it. She proceeds to toss the box to the poor-looking duo, claiming that nobody knows what they'll find inside of a Swag Box, whether it be a piece of exotic fish, a rare weapon modifier, or even a handy set of six flards. The duo open the box given to them, expressing disappointment at there being nothing inside.

Sophia then informs the viewers of the Swag Box's refund policy, and that if they're not happy, and the seal isn't broken, that they can get a full no-quibble refund for just $15.99. She then walks to the right of the screen, claiming that the Swag Box is fun, free, and can't be gambling otherwise it wouldn't be allowed advertising on TV. Sophia leans against an easel with an advertisement for the Swag Box, stating that she wants the viewers to have as much fun as she can, but they can't afford to, so they'll get the Swag Box instead.

Impact
If the advertisement is played at any ad break during the broadcast, shares will increase for Rymmington-Svist.

If the advertisement is not played at all during the broadcast, however, the shares will decrease.