Jaz

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Description
"Revolutionary cleaning for the woman in your life!"

- VHS Description

Jaz is an advertisement available on Day 56 of. It comes in a black VHS tape with the Channel One logo on it.

The advertisement begins by showing a woman cleaning a kitchen after preparing supper for her husband, who will be coming home any minute. The woman, known as Sarah, turns around and is shown to be crying. When asked why, she says that she's had enough, and has been trying to clean up chicken grease all day with her usual brand of cleaning product, but the grease will not come off.

Her husband enters the kitchen, who is revealed to be Dick Johnson, the voice-over heard throughout the advertisement. Sarah looks visibly frightened, and Dick questions why the surface is filthy with grease, taking a glass and throwing it across the room, shattering moments later. Sarah gasps, and apologizes to Dick, stating that she's tried every cleaning product available, but she just can't solve those stubborn stains, with him replying that she hasn't looked hard enough because there's new Jaz!

Dick then claims that Jaz has been proven by scientists to clean all of a surface, up to 100% clean, providing a demonstration by using Jaz with grease on a table. After the demonstration, he also claims that Jaz is completely harmless to skin, due to being 99% lead-based.

Sarah and Dick are then shown seated at a kitchen table, with her thanking Dick, not knowing what she would do without him. He replies by saying that the kitchen is clean now, and that they shouldn't talk anymore. They are then shown eating dinner, with Jaz situated on a nearby counter, a voiceover saying that Jaz is so simple that even a woman could use it.

Impact
Due to the Telethon not being part of the main game anymore, with it currently residing in the extras menu, and with footage of it being used as a training broadcast, any advert that is played during the Telethon will not have an impact on the story.